So, one Christmas Eve, Santa hops into his sleigh for his annual 'round the world trip, and just as he's wrapping up his pre-flight checklist, a guy with a .30-06 jumps in the back seat.
Santa says, "Hey! Who the hell are you?", to which the guy replies "My name's Joe...I'm with the FAA. It's time for your periodic recertification."
Joe flashes his credentials, and Santa says "OK, but what's with the rifle?", and Joe replies "Well, I'm not supposed to tell you, but you're gonna lose one on take-off."
I often comment around the blogosphere under the self-important moniker "darkpixel".
Now I have my own blog to call home, and I get to kibitz on my brother's blog.
Is this a great country, or what?
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So, one Christmas Eve, Santa hops into his sleigh for his annual 'round the world trip, and just as he's wrapping up his pre-flight checklist, a guy with a .30-06 jumps in the back seat.
Santa says, "Hey! Who the hell are you?", to which the guy replies "My name's Joe...I'm with the FAA. It's time for your periodic recertification."
Joe flashes his credentials, and Santa says "OK, but what's with the rifle?", and Joe replies "Well, I'm not supposed to tell you, but you're gonna lose one on take-off."
ACTUALLY SANTA WAS FROM AWENDAW,SOUTH CAROLINA
yogi - It sounds like you recognize the picture!
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