I'm ready for my fatwa now

I know I stole the title for this post... but if you watch this video, you'll see why:

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As the Brits say "Take him down"

Bin Laden's driver has been convicted on some counts, acquitted on conspiracy charges.

Al-Qaeda Number 2 Man Down?

OK, so the report is from CBS, former home of Dan Rather, Mapes and the "fake but accurate" memos... But if true, this could be pretty big: